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children of the cornholio
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You’ve never exactly fit in, and honestly, you’re proud of that. While the world worships filters and fake smiles, you come from that loud, beautiful chaos of late-night cartoons, burnt-out VHS tapes, and unapologetic weirdness. If you’re searching for a banner to wave for your inner misfit, “children of the cornholio” isn’t just a phrase—it’s a soul cry. This shirt? It’s your childhood, your rebellion, your badge of delightful dysfunction.
You know what it’s like to laugh at stuff others just “don’t get.” To quote underground comedy like sacred scripture. You are the one who dared to be strange while everyone else tried to be polished. And you probably still remember the moment you first saw him—in his manic, iconic stance—demanding T.P. with a wild stare and that shrill, unforgettable voice. “I am the Great Cornholio!” You weren’t just a fan… you were claimed. Initiated. Seen.
Today’s world keeps trying to sanitize humor, soften rebellion, and smother the authentic freak inside us. But what they don’t understand is—we thrive in the absurd. We are the unwanted stepchildren of primetime programming. We are the rough-edged thinkers, the meme prophets, the cult classic loyalists. Wearing this is a middle finger to conformity and a warm hug to your inner 90s anarchist
children of the cornholio high-quality shirts with great designs from Beavis And Butthead
children of the cornholio Features
- Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
- T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
- This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays
Features T-Shirt
Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label
Features Hoodie
Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability
Features Sweatshirt
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label
Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5" body length x 17 ¼" chest
Medium = 26.5" body length x 19 ¼" chest
Large = 27.5" body length x 21 ¼" chest
XL = 28.5" body length x 23 ¼" chest
2XL = 29.5" body length x 25 ¼" chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28" body length x 18" chest
Medium = 29" body length x 20" chest
Large = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest
Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.
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Handling & Shipping
United States: 7-14 business days.
Canada: 12-20 business days.
Everywhere Else: 15-30 business days.
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