You didn’t ask to be Pinterest-perfect — you just wanted a Christmas that felt real. But every year the pressure creeps in: polished trees, forced smiles, and family dinners that feel more like interviews. You crave the chaos, the unfiltered love, and the wildly inappropriate uncle who shows up in a squeaky RV and turns the entire holiday upside down. That’s why this Cousin Eddie Christmas sweater isn’t just something you wear — it’s a damn declaration.
Because the truth is, “That there is an RV” isn’t just a quote — it’s a battle cry for anyone who’s ever felt like the black-sheep hero of the holidays. It’s for the ones who don’t bring cranberry sauce but bring the actual party. The ones who stand outside in a bathrobe yelling into the cold because screw respectability — the mess is where the magic lives.
You’re not looking for a quiet, curated holiday. You want a legendary one. You want laugh-until-you-snort nostalgia, where every fart joke, burnt turkey, and awkward gift exchange becomes sacred memory. This sweater taps straight into that holiday chaos we all pretend to hate — but secretly live for. It reminds everyone that real joy is off-script, unfiltered, and maybe slightly inappropriate.
Every pixelated RV and flying reindeer is knitted rebellion. This isn’t just a cozy pattern — it’s **Midwest-meets-m
cousin eddie christmas sweaters high-quality shirts with great designs from Christmas Vacation
cousin eddie christmas sweaters Features
- Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
- T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
- This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays
Features T-Shirt
Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label
Features Hoodie
Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability
Features Sweatshirt
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label
Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5" body length x 17 ¼" chest
Medium = 26.5" body length x 19 ¼" chest
Large = 27.5" body length x 21 ¼" chest
XL = 28.5" body length x 23 ¼" chest
2XL = 29.5" body length x 25 ¼" chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28" body length x 18" chest
Medium = 29" body length x 20" chest
Large = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest
Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.
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Handling & Shipping
United States: 7-14 business days.
Canada: 12-20 business days.
Everywhere Else: 15-30 business days.
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