You’ve spent your life feeling like a misread page—earnest, chaotic, maybe even spiritual, but never quite centered in the story people expected of you. Being both reverent and reckless isn’t a contradiction—it’s your rebellion. This tee doesn’t just say “Drunk Like Bible Times”, it screams everything you’ve tried to explain to those who never understood the way your soul holds both a hymnbook and a shot glass. And the faintly printed “Dear and the Headlights”? That’s not a band name—it’s a compass pointing to the messy, beautiful ache of existing.
What’s wild is how people try to scrub the feeling out of you. They want it tidy. Linear. Pin it between sobriety and scripture. But you’ve always seen the sacred in the flawed, the divine in disaster. This shirt belongs to those who remember everything too much, love howling at the moon, and cry during quiet guitar riffs because someone out there finally wrote what your heart’s been whispering all these years.
The vintage typeface, half-faded like a memory you’re not ready to let go of, frames a drunken biblical scene—ironically holy, earnestly unhinged. The burnt ochres and deep reds echo a stained glass window in a cathedral where no one is sober and every regret is dancing in slow motion. There’s a grieving humor here, for those fluent in
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dear and the headlights merch Features
- Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
- T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
- This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays
Features T-Shirt
Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label
Features Hoodie
Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability
Features Sweatshirt
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label
Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5" body length x 17 ¼" chest
Medium = 26.5" body length x 19 ¼" chest
Large = 27.5" body length x 21 ¼" chest
XL = 28.5" body length x 23 ¼" chest
2XL = 29.5" body length x 25 ¼" chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28" body length x 18" chest
Medium = 29" body length x 20" chest
Large = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest
Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.
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