i am perfectly calm cat

You’ve been there—holding it together on the outside while your inner world is a windstorm of caffeine jitters, looming deadlines, and existential dread—but when someone asks how you’re doing, your answer is always the same: “I’m perfectly calm.” That’s the beauty of this mug. A disheveled, wide-eyed, anxiety-ridden cat mid-explosion—fur frazzled, claws out, eyes wild—delivering the calmest lie in the universe with shaky conviction. It’s absurd. It’s hilarious. And it’s brutally honest. You searched “i am perfectly calm cat” because this isn’t just a funny cup—it’s your soul in ceramic form. Whether you’re a burned-out introvert masking panic with politeness, a multitasking mom on her fourth coffee, or someone who smiles while spiraling inside, this image gets you. It captures the surreal comedy of functioning in chaos, the daily dance of seeming composed while your brain is doing backflips. This isn’t just about cats—it’s about survival. Emotional, neurodivergent, overstimulated survival. The humor isn’t surface-level; it’s a defense mechanism. A knowing nod to everyone who’s ever been told to “just relax” while suppressing a full mental avalanche. The messy line art and muted earth tones give it that retro cartoon energy—like something you’d see in a 90s magazine or scrawled in the corner of a therapist’s notepad. And somehow, it makes you feel better. Because if this feral little beast can say it’s fine while clearly not being fine, so can you. This mug isn’t just for sipping—it’s for signaling. For telling the world, “Yes, I’m functioning—but please, don’t push it.” If you’ve ever laughed through tears, spiraled with style, or embraced the chaos with a wink, then you’ve found your emotional support mug.

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i am perfectly calm cat Features

• Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
• T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
• This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays

Features T-Shirt

Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label

Features Hoodie

Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability

Features Sweatshirt

Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label

Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5″ body length x 17 ¼” chest
Medium = 26.5″ body length x 19 ¼” chest
Large = 27.5″ body length x 21 ¼” chest
XL = 28.5″ body length x 23 ¼” chest
2XL = 29.5″ body length x 25 ¼” chest

MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28″ body length x 18″ chest
Medium = 29″ body length x 20″ chest
Large = 30″ body length x 22″ chest
XL = 31″ body length x 24″ chest
2XL = 32″ body length x 26″ chest

Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.

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