You’ve been pushed for too long. Told to shrink. Told to smile. Told to calm down. But deep inside, there’s a volcano—rage, sorrow, protectiveness, rebellion—all fighting to be heard. This “I swear to God I’ll kill us all” flag design isn’t just a dramatic phrase. It’s a primal scream. It’s the perfect middle finger to decades of being underestimated, overburdened, and pushed too far.
This isn’t shock value—it’s truth in a raw, unfiltered form. Draped across patriotic gold, that coiled snake dares anyone to step closer. And next to it? A grenade—because this isn’t just about defense. It’s a guarantee of mutual destruction. This is your emotional armor, your declaration of self-worth wrapped in sarcasm and scorched-earth boundaries. If they push you, your silence won’t protect you anymore—and this shirt? It tells that story first.
The design is a flipped, nihilistic take on the “Don’t tread on me” flag—subverting its original libertarian message into a feminist, punk, or queer-coded act of rebellion. It speaks to people who’ve found solidarity through chaos, who’ve survived trauma through dark humor, who wear their battle wounds like medals. Whether you see yourself in riot grrrl feminism, metal lyrics, or late-night breakdown memes, this shirt sees you, too. And sees what you’re capable of
i swear to god i’ll kill us all flag high-quality shirts with great designs
i swear to god i’ll kill us all flag Features
- Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
- T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
- This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays
Features T-Shirt
Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label
Features Hoodie
Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability
Features Sweatshirt
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label
Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5" body length x 17 ¼" chest
Medium = 26.5" body length x 19 ¼" chest
Large = 27.5" body length x 21 ¼" chest
XL = 28.5" body length x 23 ¼" chest
2XL = 29.5" body length x 25 ¼" chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28" body length x 18" chest
Medium = 29" body length x 20" chest
Large = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest
Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.
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Handling & Shipping
United States: 7-14 business days.
Canada: 12-20 business days.
Everywhere Else: 15-30 business days.
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