im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum

You’re not here to play nice. You’re here to break illusions, burn comfort zones, and take space that was never handed to you. The world throws plastic smiles and fake promises your way, hoping you’ll chew your gum, stay quiet, and blend in. But you didn’t come here to blend in — you came to kick ass, challenge the narrative, and wear your truth like armor.

There’s something deeply satisfying about a phrase like “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” It’s more than cult-classic rebellion — it’s a battle cry for those exhausted by conformity. Borrowed from a raw, unapologetic sci-fi universe, this becomes your daily motto — sarcastic, darkly humorous, and dripping with anti-establishment grit.

The retro-grunge print speaks in a voice that’s been silenced too long. The skull-faced aliens behind the sunglasses? They’re not just décor — they’re every manipulator, every masked lie, every plastic-coated evil you see through. This isn’t just a design; it’s a warning: You see what others ignore. Your vision’s clear, your patience is gone, and no—there’s no bubblegum left to sweeten the truth.

For the ones raised on rebellion, fed on metal riffs, feminist zines, or late-night cult flicks — this speaks directly to you. **You carry

im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum high-quality shirts with great designs from Science Fiction, They Live, Rowdy Roddy Piper, John Carpenter

im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum Features

• Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
• T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
• This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays

Features T-Shirt

Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label

Features Hoodie

Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability

Features Sweatshirt

Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label

Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5" body length x 17 ¼" chest
Medium = 26.5" body length x 19 ¼" chest
Large = 27.5" body length x 21 ¼" chest
XL = 28.5" body length x 23 ¼" chest
2XL = 29.5" body length x 25 ¼" chest

MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28" body length x 18" chest
Medium = 29" body length x 20" chest
Large = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest

Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.

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Handling & Shipping
United States: 7-14 business days.
Canada: 12-20 business days.
Everywhere Else: 15-30 business days.

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