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john candy sorry folks parks closed
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Sorry folks, park’s closed. You’ve probably said it with a smirk before—standing in the face of daily chaos, blocked plans, or just the absurdity of life when everything feels out of your control. This shirt isn’t just a quote. It’s a mood. A vibe. A whole emotional inside joke for those who grew up on sarcasm, 80s movies, and the healing balm of dark humor when the world makes no sense.
It’s for the exhausted idealist inside you—the one who wanted magic moments with your family, screen-printed postcards of joy, only to be met with gatekeepers, breakdowns, and life saying “no” the way only a grumpy guard in a polyester uniform can. You’ve survived canceled vacations, closed doors, and being told over and over again: “Too bad. Not today.”
Wearing this means you own the disappointment, but you laugh at it too. You make space for ridiculousness, for nostalgia, for protecting your inner child with defiant joy. And if anyone gets it, they’ll laugh with you—because this is more than just a tee. It’s a nod to every Gen X, elder millennial, or movie buff who found identity in Clark Griswold-level dysfunction and still held the family together with duct tape and sarcasm.
The retro colors, bold carnival-style font, and the grayscale image of a weary park guard
john candy sorry folks parks closed high-quality shirts with great designs from National Lampoons Vacation, Walley World, Chevy Chase, John Hughes
john candy sorry folks parks closed Features
- Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
- T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
- This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays
Features T-Shirt
Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label
Features Hoodie
Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability
Features Sweatshirt
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label
Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5" body length x 17 ¼" chest
Medium = 26.5" body length x 19 ¼" chest
Large = 27.5" body length x 21 ¼" chest
XL = 28.5" body length x 23 ¼" chest
2XL = 29.5" body length x 25 ¼" chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28" body length x 18" chest
Medium = 29" body length x 20" chest
Large = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest
Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.
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Handling & Shipping
United States: 7-14 business days.
Canada: 12-20 business days.
Everywhere Else: 15-30 business days.
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