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- Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
- T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
- This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays
Features T-Shirt
Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label
Features Hoodie
Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability
Features Sweatshirt
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label
Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5" body length x 17 ¼" chest
Medium = 26.5" body length x 19 ¼" chest
Large = 27.5" body length x 21 ¼" chest
XL = 28.5" body length x 23 ¼" chest
2XL = 29.5" body length x 25 ¼" chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28" body length x 18" chest
Medium = 29" body length x 20" chest
Large = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest
Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.
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Canada: 12-20 business days.
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