You’ve always felt the pull—a raw, irreverent truth humming beneath all the noise. The kind of truth that mocks perfection, that sets fire to conformity, that rips the veil off sacred systems with a scream, a riff, and a middle finger. You’re not here for daily affirmations wrapped in pastel palettes. You crave spiritual rebellion that laughs in the face of dogma—and this is your altar.
At first glance, it’s just a tarot card. But look closer and you’ll feel the pulse of a counterculture anthem. The bold XV at the top crowns the image with fate’s twisted irony. The goat-headed beast, straight out of The Devil card, commands the scene—horns curled like guitar riffs, wings like blackstage curtains. But who’s really chained here? Not the figures below—those are the unholy bards of resistance, guitars slung low, eyes knowing. You see it now: this isn’t fear. It’s freedom dressed as satire.
This design isn’t trying to whisper mysticism—it grins and screams it. The parody of the tarot system, fused with iconic Tenacious D energy, becomes a hymn for those who’ve dared to detune tradition and solo through their own chaos. It’s a piece that speaks not just to fans, but to anyone who’s carved an identity out of riffs, spellwork, sarcasm, or midnight philosophy.
Because life was never meant to be quiet.
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tenacious d tarot cards Features
- Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
- T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
- This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays
Features T-Shirt
Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label
Features Hoodie
Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability
Features Sweatshirt
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label
Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5" body length x 17 ¼" chest
Medium = 26.5" body length x 19 ¼" chest
Large = 27.5" body length x 21 ¼" chest
XL = 28.5" body length x 23 ¼" chest
2XL = 29.5" body length x 25 ¼" chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28" body length x 18" chest
Medium = 29" body length x 20" chest
Large = 30" body length x 22" chest
XL = 31" body length x 24" chest
2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest
Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.
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