humpty hump nose glasses

You walk into rooms and immediately feel their judgment, don’t you? The way they look at you like you’re just another face in the crowd, another ordinary person with nothing interesting to say, nothing unique to offer the world. They size you up in seconds, categorizing you, dismissing you before you even open your mouth, never imagining that behind those eyes lives someone who appreciates the pure genius of underground hip-hop artistry, someone who understands that true creativity comes from embracing the absurd and making it legendary. While they’re busy taking themselves so seriously, you remember when Shock G put on those ridiculous glasses and fake nose for 99 cents and created one of the most iconic characters in music history, proving that sometimes the most profound art comes from the most playful places. Every day you’re surrounded by people who mistake conformity for sophistication, who think being “normal” makes them superior, who’ve never experienced the pure joy of moving to a beat that makes zero sense but feels completely right in your soul. They don’t get that Humpty Hump wasn’t just a character – he was a middle finger to everyone who ever made you feel weird for dancing differently, for laughing at things others don’t find funny, for finding beauty in the bizarre and meaning in the ridiculous. This design celebrates that moment when you realize that the freaks, the weirdos, the ones willing to look foolish in service of something bigger, are actually the ones changing the world. When you rock this, you’re not just wearing glasses and a nose – you’re wearing a badge of honor that says you refuse to be ordinary, that you choose creativity over conformity, that you’d rather be authentically strange than perfectly boring. This is for everyone who ever felt too different, too weird, too much – and decided that was exactly the right amount.

humpty hump nose glasses high-quality shirts with great designs from Digital Underground, Hip Hop

humpty hump nose glasses Features

Using Direct To Garment (DTG) Printing Technology in full color with durable photo quality reproduction high-quality print will not crack or fade which ensures your garment stays looking fantastic
T-shirt 100% cotton for a great quality soft feel and comfortable
This has all kinds of colors black, white, navy, red… all sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL that is very suitable for trending or holidays

Features T-Shirt

Classic Fit, Pre-shrunk. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Tear away label

Features Hoodie

Double-lined hood for added warmth with matching drawstring. Pouch pocket for extra carry. Double-needle cuffs and waistband for extra durability

Features Sweatshirt

Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 1 x 1 rib with spandex. Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. Tear away label

Size Chart
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
Small = 25.5″ body length x 17 ¼” chest
Medium = 26.5″ body length x 19 ¼” chest
Large = 27.5″ body length x 21 ¼” chest
XL = 28.5″ body length x 23 ¼” chest
2XL = 29.5″ body length x 25 ¼” chest

MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
Small = 28″ body length x 18″ chest
Medium = 29″ body length x 20″ chest
Large = 30″ body length x 22″ chest
XL = 31″ body length x 24″ chest
2XL = 32″ body length x 26″ chest

Washing instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
Do not iron on print.
Use only non-chlorine bleach.
Tumble dry medium.
Do not dry clean.

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Handling & Shipping
United States: 7-14 business days.
Canada: 12-20 business days.
Everywhere Else: 15-30 business days.

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